This is my second week of potty training and I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going pretty well! I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t had any accidents at Miss Julia\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and I have been waking up with a dry pull up at nap time and after good nights sleep at home. Whoo hoo!<\/p>\n
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Yesterday mommy wanted to me to try to go potty, this is how it went\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n
Mommy: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oliver, I have to go potty, do you have to go too? Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s go try!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Me: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, I just want my penis\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Mommy: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hmm baby, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not sure what you mean\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Me: I pull my pants and undies off and say \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I just want my penis\u00e2\u20ac\u009d as I shuffle to the toilet with my pants down. Then I stand right in front of the toilet gleefully aiming up and at the back of the toilet.<\/p>\n
Mommy: Looks perplexed and says \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well Oliver, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think that is going to work, maybe we need to use the step stool\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Me: I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know what she is thinking but I get up on the stool and nearly fall in the toilet and try to aim, I was all over the place!<\/p>\n
Daddy: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a good idea, let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wait a few years!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Me: Maybe daddy shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t show me how he pee\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s standing up!<\/p>\n
Mommy: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ok baby, this isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to work, sorry you are just going to have to sit on the toilet\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Me: \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ok\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I was disappointed cause I really wanted to be a big boy and pee like daddy but my penis just barely reaches the top of the toilet! Guess I have to get a little taller to try that one out!<\/p>\n
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Regardless, potty training is going super well and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m always so proud of myself when I do go, even if I tell someone I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need to. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
This is my second week of potty training and I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going pretty well! I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t had any accidents at Miss Julia\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s and I have been waking up with a dry pull up at nap time and after good nights sleep at home. Whoo hoo! Yesterday mommy wanted to me to try to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4628"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4629,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4628\/revisions\/4629"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}