{"id":5903,"date":"2012-12-31T11:54:47","date_gmt":"2012-12-31T19:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/?p=5903"},"modified":"2012-12-31T11:54:48","modified_gmt":"2012-12-31T19:54:48","slug":"eekpoop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/?p=5903","title":{"rendered":"eek&hellip;poop!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Daddy was taking care of us today while mommy went to work\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Ruby decided to explode!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/P__6AE0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"P__6AE0\" border=\"0\" alt=\"P__6AE0\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/P__6AE0_thumb.jpg\" width=\"477\" height=\"270\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I really need to hide because this was a whopper of a mess! It went up to her shoulder and down her leg. What a mess Rubes! I still love you though!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#160; Daddy was taking care of us today while mommy went to work\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Ruby decided to explode! Now I really need to hide because this was a whopper of a mess! It went up to her shoulder and down her leg. What a mess Rubes! I still love you though!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5903"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5904,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5903\/revisions\/5904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}