Notes from my mom:<\/p>\n
Today I had to pick up Oliver because he was throwing up at school. I got there, he was pretty miserable, so I took him home and we hung out for the day. He had to go potty and when he was done he wanted me to wipe his bottom. I said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No Oliver, you can do it yourself.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He said \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mommy will you please wipe my bottom? If you say Yes, you can wipe my bottom all the time, if you say No you are the worst mommy ever.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d I said, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Thanks for the offer Oliver, but the answer is still NO! You do it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He sat there for about 5 minutes and realized that I was serious and eventually wiped himself. Then he got off the toilet, washed his hand and came out and told me with a mean look on his face \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You are a bad mom!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I kept my cool and told him that I was sad that he felt that way. Not two minutes later he was trying to sit in my lap, my response \u00e2\u20ac\u0153bad mom\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t let their kids sit in their laps, sorry dude.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He realized that what he said was not nice so he quickly apologized and told me that I will never be a bad mom. <\/p>\n
Oliver \u00e2\u20ac\u201c You may not enjoy doing things for yourself (like wiping your bottom) but one day you will thank both your daddy and I for letting you learn. We do love you and have your best interest at heart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Notes from my mom: Today I had to pick up Oliver because he was throwing up at school. I got there, he was pretty miserable, so I took him home and we hung out for the day. He had to go potty and when he was done he wanted me to wipe his bottom. I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8949","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8949"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8950,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8949\/revisions\/8950"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8949"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8949"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8949"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}