{"id":935,"date":"2010-04-05T17:21:21","date_gmt":"2010-04-06T00:21:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/?p=935"},"modified":"2010-04-05T17:21:21","modified_gmt":"2010-04-06T00:21:21","slug":"my-first-haircut","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/?p=935","title":{"rendered":"My First Haircut"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy and daddy got sick of everyone telling them they should cut my hair\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6so, they decided to take me in for a cut. I have to admit it was getting a bit out of control and I loved to pull on it (just like I do to mommy). Maybe now people won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t always say what a cute girl I am\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6so much for my 80\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mullet.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4584.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4584\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4584\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4584_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>My bald spot and very long hair in the back.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4587.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4587\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4587\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4587_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Are you sure you want to get my haircut? I am awfully cute just the way I am!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4589.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4589\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4589\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4589_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Mommy had to sit in the chair with me so she could hold me, what a dashing purple cape she has.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4591.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4591\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4591\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4591_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>But not as cool as my zebra stripes!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4592.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4592\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4592\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4592_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Soft and silky, I like it\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4593.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4593\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4593\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4593_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Here we go, this is your last chance to run!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4594.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4594\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4594\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4594_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Oh man!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4595.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4595\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4595\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4595_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Mommy told me to stay really still, here goes nothing!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4597.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4597\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4597\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4597_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>This isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t so bad, I was smiling like a fool at the hair stylist, she enjoyed it!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4601.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4601\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4601\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4601_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>Mommy did a little cheek to cheek number so that I would keep my head still, she didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want my ear trimmed.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4603.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4603\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4603\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4603_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>From the side\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4607.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4607\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4607\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4607_thumb.jpg\" width=\"215\" height=\"321\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>From the front\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4609.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"IMG_4609\" border=\"0\" alt=\"IMG_4609\" src=\"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/IMG_4609_thumb.jpg\" width=\"476\" height=\"319\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Mommy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s favorite, snugglin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 with me!<\/p>\n<p>&#160;<\/p>\n<p>That concludes my exciting adventure at the haircut place, I was happy as a clam and enjoyed myself\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I hope to see you all soon so I can show off my snazzy do-whip! By the way, I went to the butcher shop afterwards&#160; and some lady called me a girl, people these days!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mommy and daddy got sick of everyone telling them they should cut my hair\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6so, they decided to take me in for a cut. I have to admit it was getting a bit out of control and I loved to pull on it (just like I do to mommy). Maybe now people won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t always say what [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=935"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/935\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/oliver.ma.ttson.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}