Olivers Updates

This is my second week of potty training and I think it’s going pretty well! I haven’t had any accidents at Miss Julia’s and I have been waking up with a dry pull up at nap time and after good nights sleep at home. Whoo hoo!

Yesterday mommy wanted to me to try to go potty, this is how it went…

Mommy: “Oliver, I have to go potty, do you have to go too? Let’s go try!”

Me: “No, I just want my penis”

Mommy: “Hmm baby, I’m not sure what you mean”

Me: I pull my pants and undies off and say “I just want my penis” as I shuffle to the toilet with my pants down. Then I stand right in front of the toilet gleefully aiming up and at the back of the toilet.

Mommy: Looks perplexed and says “Well Oliver, I don’t think that is going to work, maybe we need to use the step stool”

Me: I don’t know what she is thinking but I get up on the stool and nearly fall in the toilet and try to aim, I was all over the place!

Daddy: “That isn’t a good idea, let’s wait a few years!”

Me: Maybe daddy shouldn’t show me how he pee’s standing up!

Mommy: “Ok baby, this isn’t going to work, sorry you are just going to have to sit on the toilet”

Me: “Ok” I was disappointed cause I really wanted to be a big boy and pee like daddy but my penis just barely reaches the top of the toilet! Guess I have to get a little taller to try that one out!

Regardless, potty training is going super well and I’m always so proud of myself when I do go, even if I tell someone I don’t need to.